Batman’s known to be a master planner, prepared for every contingency. But sometimes, someone manages to outsmart the Dark Knight—for example, someone who has the knowledge to find Batman’s secret safehouse scattered through Gotham City, and the ability to steal the tech inside despite what must be some extremely formidable defenses. That’s the dilemma Batman faces in the newest issue of the Batman: Wayne Family Adventures webtoon. Also, someone takes a dump.
I won’t spoil who’s breaking into these safehouses, nor will I spoil the identity of the person using the Caped Crusader’s commode. I will, however, say the webcomic (issue #4, “Alert”) ends with an annoyed Batman picking up his gadgets off the floor like a dad picking up the toys his five-year-old has scattered around the living room, because it’s a perfect example of why Wayne Family Adventures is so much fun. Safehouses aside, the webtoon isn’t focusing on crimefighting, just…